Vancouver BC at war in 2011 - Foreigners using weapon of mass destruction – Real Estate

I Hate Reading

I really hate reading, especially boring factual stuff using tiny letters to make big words. So I am going to avoid all of that in this article and I am not going to be nice about it either.

Vancouver BC at War

Okay, so let's suppose China, India or Iran went to war with us right now… what would be the end result? Well first of all they would have to blow a lot of real estate up and kill a lot of people and then be constantly on guard against the survivors and other invaders. If they won, the end result would be that they would take over the major cities, put up their own language on all the signs, create their own schools and churches and finally take over the vast majority of the homes. Then they would start reproducing in vast numbers to ease out the original inhabitants or simply meld with them…. and eventually it would be just like home. But doing it that way involves a lot of hostility and rebuilding.

A better way to wage war

Or maybe there's a better way…. how about they simply out produce us in their own country, accumulate wealth and buy up Vancouver property in one area. Then make that area popular for the invaders …er … I mean… that particular ethnic group. And… the next step is to get them into politics in that area so that the ones that come over here that don't know a damn bit of English…. er I mean …. pardon me for the slip up… the ones that will have English as their second language can comfortably integrate into the area because their language is already being spoken... And there will even be signs up in their own language, jobs available for their brothers and mates aplenty with a little help from the local politicians. All they have to do is keep expanding year after year and viola same end result as a real war without the destruction of property or any killing involved. Not even any hostility, just like putting a frog in cold water and slowly turning up the heat. The frog gets cooked without a fight.

The Real Estate Bubble

Now heaven forbid that we should ever be invaded in the above described manner.. it's just an imaginary scenario…. right..right… well isn't it… come on now … let's hear some agreement…hmmm… I don't hear anything… you're scarin' me now. Okay so maybe …. well how can I put it delicately… maybe our ethnic communities are expanding ever so slightly…. And maybe they can afford to buy up a little more pricy Vancouver real estate than the average Canadian. And yes that may cause a teeny little bubble in the Vancouver real estate market, no worse than your average bathtub bubble. Now let me backtrack a bit. I said I wouldn't use terms that the average person may not understand. So let me define what the Vancouver Real Estate bubble is. That's when invad…. I mean rich foreigners… buy a lot of property at the asking price or even higher which then entices the average Canadian to jack up the price of his or her Vancouver condo, or Vancouver single family dwelling until the average Canadian can no longer afford to finance a mortgage for any type of housing. At his point the bubble bursts and house prices go back down. I have attached link to a graph from a web page at http://www.chpc.biz/Vancouver_Real_Estate_Chart.htm in case you want more detailed info.

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Now, don't get me wrong, I am an immigrant myself and I encourage immigration but it looks like the average working class immigrant that wants to come over here isn't going to be able to afford a Vancouver single family home either until the bubble bursts and prices come down. I made this site so they could visit the neighborhoods and I created links to they could at least get information to rent in Vancouver if not buy in Vancouver.

It looks like just another bubble is happening again, prices have gotta go down because after all we are not really being invaded by rich foreigners… heh..heh… I was just making that up. Us frogs …. er.. I mean Canadians over here have pretty strict immigration policies… right… right? And after all those rich foreigner ethnic groups gotta quit expanding sometime…right? They gotta quit buying up property at some point… they just can't go on like this…. r r right? Hmmm….. well….. I give up... here‘s the damn graph… looks like us average Canucks better buy now or hop out of the pot.